queer job

a term describing a person whom acts as if homosexuality is their profession.

did u see the pink shirt tom bought the other day? wut a queer job!

dude.....that guy is a fucking queer job...lets kick his ass!

by awalter November 1, 2008

Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

Job

Something that Tim doesn’t have

Tim doesn’t read English well so he can’t get a job.

by Hello_Drk July 20, 2018

paw job

A term typically used by furries; In relation to a paw fetish, it is the act of an anthropomorphic animal jerking someone off using their hind paws.

"Yo, this big ass wolf just gave me a paw job, I think I'm on drugs."

by Stylx December 20, 2023

Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.

"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."

by rat_prince May 30, 2014

flum job

The act of cumming in someone’s mouth, and then having them spit it back in your face. Also known as flumming, or to flum (verb)

I was really enjoying my blow job until it turned into a flum job

by The Rope God (TRG) November 20, 2021

Jobs

Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!

Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023