Shit-ton

In otherwords it mean a whole lot. a ridiculously great abundance.

mom went shopping again and came back with a shit-ton of groceries she needs help unloading.

by JessdonStress October 14, 2010

Platinum Shit

derived from "Golden Shit," this is when you fall asleep while you take a dump at work and during your work time so that you're not only being paid to take a dump, but a dump so long and relaxing that you fall asleep.

man, that comfort-food lunch killed me, as soon as we got back I took a platinum shit. now I'm ready to go home

by feeze fabrege September 2, 2010

Shit Mace

The kind of shit that feels spikey and you are sure ripped you a larger asshole.

Ow, my ass hurts so bad! I just crapped a Shit Mace.

by FubarGOB September 21, 2010

annoying as shit

Annoying, as in, annoying. As, as in, as. Shit, as in, poop.

This shit is annoying as shit. Shiiiiit.

by Sassyphrass May 16, 2017

screw that shit

Screw that shit...is in reply to a demost ration of an act, a reaction to disrespect, or disgust

How can that be....you what....screw that shit. ...I am not acceptin that

by AngVaz24 June 9, 2016

Shit Gunning

This is term coined out of Fulton, N.Y. It is the act of someone placing their lips around someone elses anus while the person blows a fart in their mouth. The lucky receipiant then holds it in their mouth until he or she comes up and blows it in the others face.

"she wasnt to happy last night when i showed her what shit gunning was"

by jpoto24 April 2, 2009

Dad Shit

When a shit exceeds 20 minutes to complete. Comparable to how an average American Dad shits.

Damn dude, we’ve gotta go to the mall to meet up with Jessica. You’ve been on the toilet for like an hour and 15, you always take these dad shits, bro!

by PierzPressure June 17, 2019