Mom

that bitch i didn't want to be here she got me here without consent. I can't believe her. Oh yeah shes that demon that gave you life

Her: Hey Mom

Me: Son of a bitch!
Mom: Actually it's daughter of a bitch

by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018

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ur mom

the person who says that to you thinks that you are gay

ur mom gay

by oh ok weirdo October 30, 2018

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Your mom

a way to destroy everyone's career in two words

Friend:You look ugly
Me: Your mom🤣👌😎🔥

by 👌👌👌🍆 November 5, 2018

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Your mom

Your mom is gay

by Eat my ass you fucking butch . November 11, 2018

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A butt load of mom bomb

When you have a cool mom and her comebacks are LIT!!! A butt load of mom bomb is what your mom would say after she just destroyed that $&@#* in your school

$&@#*: careful, next time you look in the mirror it will break

Mom: why will you be standing behind me?

Crowd:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mom: you just got a butt load of mom bomb

by I_is_pickle July 10, 2017

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