Steve Jobs

The founder of Apple. He died tragically of ligma.

“It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
“Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”

by outer spec February 29, 2024

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Steve jobs party

A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.

"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"

by CJG753 January 14, 2018

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paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

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Job

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.

Mother: Get a job!

Father: Why won't you get a job!?

Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????

Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?

Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.

Me: what

Everyone: what

by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018

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