fan-dick

Another term for "busting my balls" or "breaking my balls" but its more like jamming your dick into a fan.

Dude, don't fan-dick me asshole... Or Jimmy just got fan-dicked by his brother.

by jsizzeeeee July 27, 2009

Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015

dick like

When someone "likes" something on Facebook because it is amusing due to a personal joke between friends or in a manner of sarcasm and mocking, not because they actually genuinely like the photo, status or comment.

Or more simply, someone "likes" something to be a dick.

Similar to "dick face" and "dick comment".

Yo Alvin, I saw your dick like on that photo of me reindeering, not cool man.

by sophocles69 December 9, 2012

Dick Hopes

The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.

Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.

by Dr. Don February 10, 2014

Horse Dick

you seriously went on google to open a dictionary site just to look up horse dick...

you actually turned on your computer, opened google, searched up a fucking dictionary site just to look up horse dick

by saul goodman but on speed August 25, 2022

Dick Oven

Another way of referring to Rick Owens Shoes. Often used by hypebeasts and hypebaes or someone who's tired of too many people wearing them.

Dave: "Hey did you cop those Dick Ovens the other night"?

Ashley: "Yeah the raffle lineup was really long".

by surry jack December 26, 2018

dick brushing

When a woman is kneeling down and smiling up at a man and the man brushes
his dick across her pearly whites in a toothbrush motion as if brushing her teeth...you can apply toothpaste if necessary, no, not Colgate, jackass!!

"I put my bitch on her knees, gave her a dick brushing she'd never forget"

by RPM808 January 21, 2015