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post-work poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.
by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022
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Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.
You just got poop slapped.
by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017
mugGet the Poop slapmug.

Poop

It is sometimes referred to as the excretory substance. It is known as shit
I had a poop come out. It was satisfying
by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 20, 2018
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Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
mugGet the Poop Bassinetmug.

sneaky poop

when you accidentally poop yourself without realising.
person 1: what is that smell?
person 2: oh shoot I think I sneaky pooped
by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022
mugGet the sneaky poopmug.

poop

the most delicious snack to ever exist.
by poop6969696969 February 21, 2020
mugGet the poopmug.

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