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Ghost Penis 

A clumpy fold in your pants that looks like an erected penis.

Origin:
Anthony Padilla from Smosh mentioned having a ghost penis in his video "the gym hates me".
"I hate when I have a ghost penis lump and it gets more awkward when a hot girl notices it and starts chuckling..."
Ghost Penis by phantomimposter March 7, 2013

Tip [penis] 

The end or prick of the penis. Very sensitive to touch.
Biggie: Oh snap, you got me right on the tip, ahhhh. Nice going jerk-off
Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off
Biggie: what? I can't hear you, my wangs on fiya

Orca Penis 

A large disgusting penis similar to a horse penis or a BBC (Big Black Cock). One that is above 12 inches when not errect. Comes from the large size of the whale commonly known as the Orca's genitalia.
Example 1: "Hey man, did you have sex last night?" "Nah man. When I whipped out my Orca Penis she turned it down."
Example 2: *Pulls out grossly large penis* "Oh hell no I ain't choking on that Orca Penis of yours!"
Orca Penis by TrumpSteaks February 22, 2017

Canadian Whale Penis 

Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.
Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.

Man 2: That sounds awesome.

Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!

Man 2: What the hell is that?

Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.

Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!

little penis 

A small dick usually seen on the body of a liitle kid. Sometimes can be embarassing.
Mike has such a little penis that's it's like circle jerking with a five year old.

When I was showering after gym and saw Tim's little penis it was like showering with a baby.

Broken penis 

When fucking in the shower goes horribly wrong, resulting in a trip to the hospital, one month of abstinence and a slight lean to the left.
I have a broken penis.
Broken penis by calmyourself February 3, 2010