The John Cwiklinski Effect

When John Cwiklinski posts an instagram picture with you and you automatically receive 15 followers

Dude 1: Damn I gotta thank John, he posted a pic with me and I got 9 followers in the last hour
Dude 2: That’s the John Cwiklinski Effect

by Aholder February 29, 2020

Typical John

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.

Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.

by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025

John (To Quynh Phu)

John (To Quynh Phu) is a happy and friendly guy who is often known as FruityBoi.

John (To Quynh Phu) is dayum.

by To Quynh Phu from Vietnam May 6, 2022

Lebron Johning

Jerking off to Lebron James playing Basketball

"Lebron James had such a great game last night, I was thinking of Lebron Johning myself"

by jchemv January 5, 2017

john bowers

John bowers: a very gay kid that will do anything for some gay dick but will persistently say no homo until he is satisfied with his decision.

That guy is such a mf john bowers

by @yaboy defines December 31, 2019

Jimmy Johns Dick

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

by mr chaco January 31, 2021

john sorochka

i love john sorochka! he is the best ! #johnsupremacy but he is very innocent 🙁🙁 he can’t be innocent! BAD JOHN! anyways johns very hot and he plays the piano a lot #lol #heshot #i love john !! HE ALSO LOVES ME SO BEAT THAT!

john sorochka is a very talented person

by isabellmorawski March 29, 2021