John Dollard

A Bitch

John Dollard is a certified Bitch

by ToastyMan420 January 19, 2023

Johning

Johning is a term often used in the crypto space to describe someone (a typical John) who holds their position and does not sell.

The term was first used in the blockchain community "Crypto Hub".

Leo was johning although Bitcoin achieved a new ATH.

by TH210 January 6, 2024

john status

The act of getting so incredibly drunk you are able to pass out in any position

Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.

by mcjenks May 8, 2014

John

being John af means being zooted and booted like my nig john💯

"no cap im John af rn"

by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023

John

Drives a mercedes And spitting on all girls when he drives by. Loves to poop and lick women. He can’t park his car loyal, has a arrogant style of parking

that woman got tuff on her face from john

by Bompyjohnsen November 22, 2021

John

Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.

When you see john

Holy crap! I can't believe I saw john!

John Smith! It's YOU!!!

by Shadow2003 November 29, 2019

John Tate

A fictional character from the planet Krombie used to insult a real-life enemy. John Tate is the the namesake of the most horrendous insult of all time; John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce.

Owen: "Hey Tom, there's Kelly."
Tom: "John Tate."
Josh: "Tate Burger with Cheese."
Owen: "John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce."
Me: "Haha!"

by Me And I December 14, 2008