A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it
Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound
Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight
Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight
by Bean plant February 12, 2020

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by FCCRickRoll250 October 21, 2023

How bored are you?
There's no way you're this bored of a person
Like how did you even type all of this- whatever
There's no way you're this bored of a person
Like how did you even type all of this- whatever
I typed the most long word ever! it's "qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpPaAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlLzZxXcCvVbBnNmM1¹2²3³4⁴5⁵6⁶7⁷8⁸9⁹0⁰@#№$¢_&-_+±(<)>/*★"”'’:;!¡?¿~`|•♪√πΠ÷×§¶∆£¢€¥^↑°′=≠{(})\%‰©®™✓"
by Boredom words August 16, 2023

Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond Haired and Blue Eyed but not the German Kind. They are natural slackers, as they have never done they’re own work before, so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.
by LoveCraft257 April 29, 2022

girl: dude did you see that video of the kid in the locker room?
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!
by 2fingerpincher July 21, 2025
