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bludgeon your brown eye blue 

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.
Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

Chat Blue Balls 

The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
Don't type so dirty like that, it's giving me chat blue balls again.
Chat Blue Balls by xctimmy November 24, 2011

The Blue Dragon 

The Blue Dragon is the epic load that you bust after you get blue-balled by a girl.
Dude, Cindy was on her period last night so after I got home I totally unleashed the Blue Dragon.
The Blue Dragon by thegrayhoss December 22, 2014

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Guacamole Pepper Blue Pikachu

A Guacamole Pepper Blue Pikachu is where you put Guacamole and Pepper on your penis, And inject it into the girl's anus while also doing a Blue Pikachu.
Yo, I heard Tracy got Guacamole Pepper Blue Pikachu-ed.

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug 

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap