Ass Treker

Typically a man out searching for ass, where no man has gone before.

Man 1: Hey d-bag, didn't I see you trolling for ass at the old folks home?"

Man 2: "No Mr. Butt Pirate, that must have been some other Ass Treker"

by Chuq dawg February 12, 2007

capture the ass

An activity practiced by some male teenagers in which they compete to take photographs of the backsides of attractive females without them knowing.

Example 1:

Bob: Damn! You see that?
James: Yo I gotta capture that ass!

Example 2:

Anthony: Lotta girls here, dude.
Mike: I know, man. Time to capture the ass.

by TheParkourPunk September 25, 2008

Ass Pixie

one who is curious and mischievous with other people's asses

1)I don't swing that way you ass pixie.

by Dr. Chode January 20, 2009

ass crusticles

The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)

What a bunch of drama loving ass crusticles...
He is such an ass crusticle

by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014

swamp ass

The unfortunate occurrence when one's ass gets sweaty, itchy and smelly usually after a low-quality dump or when another dump is impending. This often occurs in hot weather situations. Swamp ass can also occur when one is holding back flatulence or avoiding taking a dump in a filthy bathroom.

I had Indian food for lunch then got all sweaty walking home and have a nasty case of swamp ass. I need a shower and a butt-wipe. Dude I have the worst swamp ass right now but there's no way I'm taking a dump in that place.

by Fred S. Tare May 30, 2014

Ass muncher

One who munches (feasts upon) asses (generally by licking bum holes).

Bystander: Jesus Croyst! What the fuck are you doing you ass muncher?!?!
Ass muncher: "incoherent mumbling" -> "answered your own question there didn't you mate."

by Ill Doctor September 20, 2014

Ass-Blasterbate

A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.

After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.

by TheWopShop December 31, 2013