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Grump Job

A blow job performed with Game Grumps playing in the background instead of Netflix.
I gave my boyfriend the hottest Grump job during the Wind Waker let’s play last night
by Pink Rival December 12, 2018
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Steve Jobs

The founder of Apple. He died tragically of ligma.
It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”
by outer spec February 29, 2024
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Rave job

The act of getting/giving a handjob while at a rave
Yo this bitch just gave me a rave job at the excision concert
by poopnip September 7, 2018
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queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job
Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins
by Amek January 1, 2016
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Job

a really really scary curse word. scarier than the swear word Peter Ruette
Me: "Fuck"
Me: "Shit"
Me: "Bitch"
Me: "Peter Ruette" scares all the kids away
Me: "GET A JOB" scares away all the cringe unemployed people who hate showers and hate jobs
by 6DaMoosical June 6, 2025
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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
by Holidays4men August 21, 2024
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bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo
Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025
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