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Made in the image of God

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.
Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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god given right

Given when someone is thought to have more than what they can add for. Normally materials that which were obtained from people at their weak moments.
I see you say that belongs to you really what's your god given right last I checked that shit belongs to me
by anonymous September 9, 2022
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god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer
“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church
by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018
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Rap God Song

that one song that goes "uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' im a human what i gotta do to get it through to you? i'm superhuman innovative and i'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and im devastating more then then ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting For the dat that they can say i fell off, they'll be celebrating Cause i know the way to get 'em motivated i make elecating music you make elevator music" by some guy
Have you heard the song that goes "uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' im a human what i gotta do to get it through to you? i'm superhuman innovative and i'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and im devastating more then then ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting For the dat that they can say i fell off, they'll be celebrating Cause i know the way to get 'em motivated i make elecating music you make elevator music" it was rap god song
by Eminem Rap G0d December 21, 2023
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God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it
by xvottic April 6, 2023
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Gay God

A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.

Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.

One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.

In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?

Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
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god doug it

Captain chug it always fuckin them bitches stealing them riches burnin through witches, a stylish G named by the people loved by all never shall he fall into anything but good pussy!
Nice meth pipe god doug it and I dig it too!
by The Pit Monster June 18, 2022
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