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poop blind

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.
Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.
by 367 September 27, 2018
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Poop tart

wswwwwe poop tart
by JaxsandyDictionary2 May 19, 2021
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Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
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NPM / NO POOP MATTER

NPM, NO POOP MATTER is a parody "com" group of NLM,NO LIVES MATTER that vandilizies property and terrorizes people with poop

Created by Kore (poopsec)
You got poopxtorted by NPM / NO POOP MATTER??
by eqwplvcwqlqw September 30, 2025
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Poop

A very nice and amazing thing to eat
I love having poop for dinner
by The dumb bitch Elizabeth>:) February 25, 2020
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Poop Point

Poop Point
verb, noun

1. The plot point in a TV show, movie, or series that you udderly miss because nature called and you had to go "number 2". Usually results in confusion when you return and everyone else is suddenly crying, fighting, or dead.

Example:
“Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”

Poo Point
Noun

The pivotal moment in a TV show, movie, or series that you miss because you had to poop.

Often leads to confusion, frantic rewinding, or asking everyone, “Wait, what just happened?!”
"Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”

“I missed the big reveal during Succession because I hit my poop point.”
by RyTheMediaGuy April 14, 2025
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poop

1. A word that every single fucking dumbass child laughs at.

2. Friendly word for shit

3. Stuff that comes out ur ass
Examples.
1.

Child1: poop

Child 2: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

2.
Child1: OH POOP

3.

Child1: i pooped my pants

Child2: kys
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