Get the Doer of Fef's mom mug.A women who is sexually active, and decides to have kdis. In order to:
A) abuse them
or
B) Take care with all the sweeteste guidelines
A) abuse them
or
B) Take care with all the sweeteste guidelines
by spencer_xo April 10, 2020
Get the mom mug.Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.
You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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Get the ur mom mug.by jmimbo123 June 12, 2018
Get the ur mom mug.Guy 1: You should ask her out.
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.
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