ur mom is the best word ever
by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022
Get the Ur Mom mug.Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.
You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024
Get the Mom's dinner theorem mug.The only female to graduate the USDOL Carpenter Apprenticeship hosted by TAMU; evaluated as "being female she is a distraction to the male workers".
Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.
Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.
Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.
Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.
Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M
University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
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That woman who keeps fucking interrupting your gaming session and telling you to "take out the trash" in the most nasally voice.
by Engineer Gaming 1 December 2, 2020
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You: I just got 5k followers!
Viral Mom: My 3 year old has more followers than you... =\_(°°)_/= WUT?
Viral Mom: My 3 year old has more followers than you... =\_(°°)_/= WUT?
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