two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021

Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017

Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

Meat shoot

Layne manning a glory hole and repeatedly taking flesh missiles to the face wearing a Davy Crockett hat.

The local BBC club loves having meat shoots on Thursday nights.

by KDigler February 3, 2018

meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 6, 2017

meat bully

A meat bully is a person (usually a male) who masturbates, sometimes furiously, at every opportunity, much like a bully who never misses an opportunity to harass his target.

House to myself is ideal, but everyone asleep is cool. Either way, it’s meat bully time.

by virgil_tibbs April 24, 2021

Man meat

Penis

She’s got man meat

by Notnickkkkkkk June 30, 2019