Edited hoe

Girls that overly use snapchat geofilters to the point where you don't remember if they are actually hot or not. These type of girls are normally fugly which is why they rely so much on the filters. *Posts pictures with the dog filter at least 9,000 times a week give or take..*

Friend: "Dude, checkout out this chick I've been snapchatting! She's hot af!"

me: Umm she's a total edited hoe.. If I remember right she's like 260lbs with acne..
Friend: "Son of a bitch, I already asked her out."

by Platezz January 25, 2018

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Holy Hoe

Holy Hoe is your new goddess. Her favorite mantra is "Hoe, don't do it", but actually she's just waiting for you to mess up everything in everyone's lives. In short, she's the goddess of chaos. She loves drama, she is a hater, but we all love her as she is. The Holy Hoe's disciples always ask themselves this question : "Wait, why do I love her that much ?" Also she is super shy and will be a blushing virgin if you only say to her « coucou »

Hey Holy Hoe, do you have gossip ?

by LuciferLordOfHell January 25, 2018

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cunty cunty hoe

The song that ye olde folk sing about their wives

Heye, Robin! Let's sing "Cunty Cunty Hoe" and get together in a puss lickin' human centipede!

by IdrinkNiggaJuice January 29, 2018

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Stop-hoe-ber

When a girl (or boy) puts their promiscuous behaviour on hold for the month of October.

Girl1: Did you go home with the lad from last night?
Girl2: No. I'm sticking to Stop-hoe-ber this month.

by Your Monthly Hoe Guidance January 29, 2018

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hoe-toe-synthesis

A rare event that occurs when a hoe is in the act of sucking toes and she reaches the perfect "g-spot" of a toe causing the receiver to feel a rush of pleasure or ejaculation.

Did you hear that Darja and Connie achieved hoe-toe-synthesis last night? He says the pleasure was beyond belief!

by The Nigga You Love (Levicidus) February 2, 2018

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