Like a big dog

Explains the sheer awesomeness of everyday occurances.

You play the piano like a big dog!

Your car is shiny like a big dog!

by Knochr March 14, 2008

Coyotian Murder Dog

A breed of Coyote that will murder your face off and then put it back on, and you'll be like "Thank you!" and they'll be like "Nah, psych!" and they'll murder it right back off.

They live in the wild of the neighborhood on certain days and often "mess people up."

Oh man, that Coyotian Murder Dog almost murdered my face off again.

by MrHaaxMan June 11, 2011

Outland Pig Dog

Some one not from around here, having dubious opinions and odors. Taken originally as a reference from Monty Python and the holy grail.

Well, Linden said it was a good idea.

So, Linden is an OPD, fuck Linden.

OPD: Common abbreviation for 'Outland Pig Dog'

by OPD October 21, 2008

Sober Eye Dog

A dog trained to guide his master when the master becomes extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs. The dog aids the master in continuing to function as if he were still a sober human being. Similar to a seeing eye dog but the people for whom the sober eye dog assists are fucked up drug heads and not actually blind.

Jim: I am afraid John is too fucked up to make his walk home.

George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.

by larrydurango May 11, 2010

kick me dog

a little dog that always barks and annoys the shit out of you. Resulting in a good hard kick.

Shut your god damn "kick me dog" up.

by Franscicle August 8, 2012

Chocolate Hot-dog

Also called the butt sausage, the Chocolate Hot-dog is a turd.

Who squeezed out a chocolate hot-dog into the urinal?

by Emilio Prieto December 1, 2010

Two Dogs in a Bathtub

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

by billy poopluvr May 4, 2004