When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
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Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
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