Like a big dog

Explains the sheer awesomeness of everyday occurances.

You play the piano like a big dog!

Your car is shiny like a big dog!

by Knochr March 14, 2008

Outland Pig Dog

Some one not from around here, having dubious opinions and odors. Taken originally as a reference from Monty Python and the holy grail.

Well, Linden said it was a good idea.

So, Linden is an OPD, fuck Linden.

OPD: Common abbreviation for 'Outland Pig Dog'

by OPD October 21, 2008

Sober Eye Dog

A dog trained to guide his master when the master becomes extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs. The dog aids the master in continuing to function as if he were still a sober human being. Similar to a seeing eye dog but the people for whom the sober eye dog assists are fucked up drug heads and not actually blind.

Jim: I am afraid John is too fucked up to make his walk home.

George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.

by larrydurango May 11, 2010

kick me dog

a little dog that always barks and annoys the shit out of you. Resulting in a good hard kick.

Shut your god damn "kick me dog" up.

by Franscicle August 8, 2012

Chocolate Hot-dog

Also called the butt sausage, the Chocolate Hot-dog is a turd.

Who squeezed out a chocolate hot-dog into the urinal?

by Emilio Prieto December 1, 2010

Two Dogs in a Bathtub

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

by billy poopluvr May 4, 2004

False Alpha Dog

A technique where the man fakes orgasm during intercourse.

She was getting really into it, but I was pretty tired, so I pulled a False Alpha Dog and then went to sleep.

It was April Fools' Day yesterday, so I false alpha dogged my wife a couple of times.

by thugboatz February 5, 2010