one true god

both the name of a popular band and a complete illusion.

there is no one true god (except for the above mentioned, of course). this is, and will continue to be so for a very long time, a very unpopular belief. what if, most religions, we live in a universe with infinite gods, because gods keep making other gods, forever.
can you accept this perspective?

would you be happy to find out your god is not alone?
think about it.

no one true god

have a nice day,
Doug Forcett

by wokeup2this July 9, 2022

one from behind

You fuck ure mate in the ass

Dude, I gave her one from behind last night!!! It made me cum soo bad ass!

by Hellpp!!!(: January 24, 2011

miss one up

A conceited, self centered bitch that only thinks of one's self.

Stop acting like a little miss one up. YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING YOU STUPID FUCKER BITCH HEAD

by Saraaaaaaaa April 29, 2007

one eyed goat

It is a variation of the goat where the balls and penis are tucked back and the man bends over and he also spreads his butt cheeks. It now resembles a goat with one eye. aka whinking goat.

No one expected Roger to throw a one eyed goat in Jason's direction, making Roger the winner.

by igmyog03 March 4, 2009

One Button Suit

nude

at the nudist club every one wears a one button suit.

by Jimmie Crwth January 16, 2009

STUB ONE'S TOE

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."

by weave March 27, 2003

cock in one's mouth

the act of chewing Rooster tobacco.

I love when that cock is in my mouth

by Russell August 9, 2004