ur mom

whats old and ugly... UR MOM

by uwu kid_12345678696969 March 24, 2022

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Hot Mom Syndrome

When a mother is so attractive all her child's friends hang out at their home and cause untold financial damage with excess grocery costs.

"She can't go to wine tasting with us bevause of her hot mom syndrome. She's broke and watching none kids right now."

by Soterius June 5, 2018

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mom

Long story short:
A yelling machine.

Mom: -Do the dishes!!!!
Me: -Bu...
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME!!
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Mom: -Did you do your homework?
Me: -....
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME!!

by Anna_banana123 July 19, 2023

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Mom

A mother is a kind, wonderful, beautiful, awesome person. She loves you to the moon and back. Everyone loves a Mom.

Hey Mom I love you

by Winnieozzie06 January 7, 2018

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The nastiest slut in the world. She’s given so much head that she only has one tooth. Her asshole is so big and rank that Pennywise the clown lives in it. Her ass is so saggy that she looks like she’s walking with four legs.

I heard that woman had a train ran on her, must be Darrell’s Mom.

by Thotty2Notty September 26, 2017

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mom apology

In the event your mom f's up and doesn't apologies, instead she'll suddenly act sweeter or friendlier.

Child: *didn't do anything*
Mom: *nags at child for nothing*

Child: *proves innocence*
Mom: *feels guilt* so want to get ice cream?

Child: mom apology accepted

by Momski September 25, 2017

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