My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

by Retard_Ryan April 17, 2023

I like yo cut g

When you get a haircut..........

You got a fresh cut........I LIKE YO CUT G

by .....bloody pp................ March 26, 2021

you walk like joe biden

this is when you walk like your holding a shit between your legs trying not to crease ur shoe, specifically an edgar

marco: *is an edgar and walks weirdly trying not to crease his shoes*

mr. harrist: you walk like joe biden

by dumb b!tch March 22, 2022

Runs out like tap water

A phrase reserved for pool players, it essentially means a player is able to get out (pocket all his balls) most or all of the time. Following this, you turn over all of your cash to him.

Damn, that dude can flat play! He runs out like tap water!

by Bamchug April 25, 2009

I think i like you...

I like you a lot but im too scared to tell you... i hope you understand <33

my crush: gn Ily <3/p
me: gn ilyt!! <33

also me: I think i like you... but i cant tell you since we met a few weeks ago...

by Cameronthinksyouarehissoulmate July 7, 2022

Does Artem like goth bitches

Yes! Artem does like goth bitches.

Tyrese: Yo Artem is this goth bitch bad?
Artem: SHES BAD AS FUCK! Ten outta Ten, would totally fuck, I hope she can embrace my dark side.

Does Artem like goth bitches

by Barry Mcockiner March 7, 2021

laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.

Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.

by jdddog December 5, 2011