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John Marshall Highschool

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022
John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.
by Something_Strange June 7, 2024
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John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.
"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."
by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018
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Johning

meeting up with any girl under the age of 15
hey jake im gonna go johning after work can you cover for me?
by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025
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John

The most biggest dick ever.man whore that will just screw you over. He is some that everybody hates
He is the biggest John ever
by _cheez_ December 8, 2016
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National kiss John day

Find someone named john and kiss them
Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day
by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 18, 2022
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Jorkin’ John Day

Today is JorkinJohn Day!
Happy Jorkin’ John Day!
by me (im not you) February 10, 2025
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