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John

John, or Jawn Noun, Orgin: American Slang. Meaning a device of any sort of which you inhale. Not to be confused with John, he sucks. Most well used with Qwomp (the action of using the John) Also spelt like Jawn.
You can I use the John, Yo can I qwomp the John? Jawn?
by John Qwomper August 21, 2019
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John-Ingar

It’s slang for «big penis» in some Norwegian cultures.
“Yoo bro this girl told me I’ve got a mad John-Ingar” (directly translated from Norwegian)
by jir39 November 9, 2020
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Say what up to John

The act of taking a huge dab to become really high
Hey man, what do you say we go say what up to John after church?
by Dr. Anita Cain N’Degochello September 21, 2018
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John

A fuck boy, most likely the person that would steal a pensil and lie about it. John is always the one that disrupts class and doesn’t turn in homework, but he will still get a good grade on a test
John, stop being a fuck boy
by Swanandquaun February 27, 2020
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John cena

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john's negative 3

something uber homosexual. derived from the fact that negative 3 girls like someone (john doe), making it 3 guys liking him, thus the negative 3 is homosexual.
"dude that guy right there is sooooo john's negative 3."

Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.
by stinsons October 21, 2010
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John Wicked

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!
by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022
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