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Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.
"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"
by Stevejob January 3, 2015
mugGet the Steve Jobmug.
Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
mugGet the Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real jobmug.

No job

by Clem315 May 29, 2019
mugGet the No jobmug.

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
mugGet the nose jobmug.

Job

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.
Mother: Get a job!

Father: Why won't you get a job!?

Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????

Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?

Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.

Me: what

Everyone: what
mugGet the Jobmug.

blap job

A term used during the wild west meaning assassination.
That fella John has been causing havoc to my business! Im paying for a Blap job on this man!
by halalgamingtime July 6, 2023
mugGet the blap jobmug.

job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet
by Yonddj December 1, 2020
mugGet the job palmermug.

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