the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)
the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.
by My Aim Is True October 12, 2008
Get the ass jack-o-lantern mug.by Justin Thebodix September 7, 2010
Get the Jacking off your dad mug.A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.
Also used as a verb.
Also used as a verb.
Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.
Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.
Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.
by clayshingle February 13, 2010
Get the Jack off all trades mug.Jack Hille is a middle school in Illinois. The school is full of snakes, fake friends, and trash teachers. Don’t trust anyone or you will get screwed over. The teachers are always in everyone’s business and take everything to the heart. They are very sensitive and get mad easily. All the kids are garbage too. Everyone starts drama and everyone also feeds off of it. The school is also full of snitches. Overall Hille is trash!!
Zach: What school do you go to?
Ariana: Jack Hille Middle School.
Zach: Ew, I heard that school is full of fake people.
Ariana: Ugh, it is.
Ariana: Jack Hille Middle School.
Zach: Ew, I heard that school is full of fake people.
Ariana: Ugh, it is.
by basilts May 21, 2018
Get the Jack Hille Middle School mug.This girl with great tits let me try on the Double Breasted Jack It with her. I hope she has a good dry cleaner because we may have got some stains on it.
by OneShot August 7, 2012
Get the Double Breasted Jack It mug.1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.
2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.
Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.
3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.
(Also known as "pancocking")
2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.
Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.
3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.
(Also known as "pancocking")
"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."
"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."
"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."
by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013
Get the Flap-Jacking-Off mug.Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis
by mr.3000 April 22, 2008
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