I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!
by Byshop123 May 31, 2020

oh, god BLESS you.
by im at school right now November 5, 2021

WOOOOOAH! WHAT!? THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN DOES IT!? WOOOOOOOOOAH!!! Please tell me that that is some kind of premonition that he is trying to avoid or something NO WAY!
Hym "I gotta pick up Jobless Reincarnation season 3 back up because there is no fucking way the spoilers are real! Ooooooooh no! Oooooooooh man! That does not bode well for whoever that is about! We all know I'm Man-God but that other guy is getting cooked. Cooked and shook! Shaked and Baked! That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

by Lluvirula October 10, 2021

by Laanaa238 October 17, 2024

Sam: Hi Paul
Paul: Hello Sam how are you
Sam: I got asked out by an emo bitch
Paul: Is that a good thing or a bad thing
Sam: It is good, I heart/<3 emo bitches
Paul: Hello Sam how are you
Sam: I got asked out by an emo bitch
Paul: Is that a good thing or a bad thing
Sam: It is good, I heart/<3 emo bitches
by that idiot in the corner August 30, 2022

by lucidiscool March 18, 2021
