Zoot closet

The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.

"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "

by warreng4real June 20, 2015

Zooted

To be muscular or beefy

Dude you been hittin the gym, you look zooted!

by Mmmmmaaatttttp April 15, 2016

Zootensils

The paraphernalia used to roll zoots/joints/blunts

Yo yung buck pass me the zootensils

by Shoblo99 May 24, 2016

Zoot

When someone fucks up you yell "zoot!"

Bill : "damn I dropped my icecream"
Joe: "Zoot!"

by Jalen the defined October 31, 2016

Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017

Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017

Zooted

Being very obnoxious

You were zooted bro..

by GiveGoodSucc May 26, 2017