Rub in your face

A way to brag about something that which you do not have, because they are bitchy.

Women are better at this than men, but some men do this, too.

1.) Your best friend decides to rub in your face how much better her boyfriend is than yours.

2.) Your sister comes home with a brand new purse and shows it off to you and says, "Look what I got from the mall today!!"

by RAINBOWHEART November 22, 2011

sand in your pussy

Used to discrace somebody who is being a bitch.

Boz kept complaining that he wanted to go home last nite, instead of smoking with his friends, so I asked him "Do you have sand in your pussy?"

by Tyler Conner July 25, 2006

Dipping your fingers in my kool-aid

To cockblock.

Guy 1: You were totally dipping your fingers in my kool-aid back there in front of that hot chick

Guy 2: Yeahh I know

by Chocolate Buddah July 4, 2009

bust a nut in your butt

A.Sexual innuendo suggesting intercourse between two or more adults.

B. The act of ejaculating into the anus. Generally homosexual.

A. Are you gonna let me bust a nut in your butt or what?
B. I saw Felix climb in your brothers window. He must be busting nuts in his butt.

by MauriceLesrer May 21, 2016

have dildos in your pocket

To be stupid or dumb

"Your so dumb, you have dildos in your pocket"

by jasper277381 November 26, 2013

Keep your genes in your jeans

When a girl doesn't want to have sex with you.

Jackson: So you're down to bang tonight?
Lucy: No, I don't ever wanna bang you. Keep your genes in your jeans buddy.

by poopyhands88 May 11, 2019

I would never barf in your urn!

To deny doing something that you have obviously done.

Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!

by relicky86 January 3, 2011