to would talk mango

the start of jake's mental downfall

Person: "To would talk mango"

Jake: "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN"

by omfholygwtf November 18, 2010

You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

why on earth would you search this. why.

why would you never mind

ok why on earth would you search this. why.
why on earth would you search this. why.

by bljmasters April 25, 2022

Little more choke and you would've started luv!

Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent

Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"

by EuroDingo_Word November 21, 2009

Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red

Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.

example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(

by Emmaisabetternamethankendall May 16, 2013

wouldya

An inquiry of one's desire to make sex with another.

Tony: You seen that new girl in the office right? Wouldya?
Brian: Without hesitation my friend.

by Vaun2 January 15, 2009

would of

Another form of "would have". Implies a more casual setting. Acceptable and common in everyday speaking and writing, but perhaps you should write "would have" on your next English essay. Pet peeve of grammar dweebs and English teachers.

I would of died if I were there!

She would of been shocked had she seen it!

by HungyMungy May 14, 2019