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Home Work

A modern torture device used outside of class rooms to replace the thwack of a ruler. usually unjust and cruel. barely ever finished or worked on, when done marked off for sloppy handwriting.
-yo dude what did you get for number 16 in the math Home Work?

- i don't fucking know i didn't do it. i spent all night doing that science bullshit on amoeba
by xX1c3BaergXx June 19, 2010
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workaholic

A person who works too hard, even when they are meant to be on vacation.
by Robert January 18, 2004
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work horse

n. (werk hors)
1.A person who does all of the work while every one else slacks off.

2.Any thing used allot for its intended purpose.
1. Joe was out all day making deliveries while everyone was screwing off. He sure is a real work horse.

2. No one likes driving the chevy truck, that makes our ford the work horse.
by MC cauley July 10, 2006
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whippin' work

Cookin' Crack

Became popular with the Rick Ross track Blowin' Money Fast...
"I think I'm big Meech...Larry Hoover...
Whippin' work....halleluiah...
one nation...under God...
real niggaz gettin' money from the fuckin' start"
by NastyM August 26, 2010
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Homing from Work

Using work time and resources for personal tasks.

See reverse telecommuting, work from home
Busey: Steve, did you download those episodes of Entourage I told you about?

Myers: I told you Gary, my home Internet connection sucks ass. I am going to download and burn them at the office while I am homing from work.
by Vebond January 15, 2008
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work-wife

Your closest female friend at work. Her motive is friendship, not pay. This is typically a non-sexual relationship.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't get my usual bagel. Thank God my work-wife brought me some Micky D's.
by Daniel Roberts December 23, 2004
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work

A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
by Steve Milligan March 11, 2003
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