Pure Wizard

1) The name of a superhero although said name will never be awesome as "Cheerful Black Corporal".

2) Something to say when something awesome happens or to describe an awesome object.

3) A phrase found by two amazing, wonderful, magnificent people who have too much spare time.

1)"Yo bled when he did that back flip it was like pure wizard!"
2) "I ate ten thousand oreos. They were pure wizard"

by oreosarethefoodofgods July 26, 2010

Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014

Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

beer wizard

the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's

"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"

by panda200 April 18, 2015

wizards cufflink

when a girl has a massive clitoris at the beginning of her massive wizards sleeve

Damn, Dazzas wizards cufflink was huge!

by truffles June 6, 2015

wizard rat

A 30+ year old virgin that attempts to sleep with all the boys in the hood but continuously gets denied.

Sir CandyCadeGang always wanted to be a hood rat when he grew up, but became nothing more than a wizard rat.

by Supersassystassi September 19, 2015

Carpet wizard

The guy who made this definition

You know that guy carpet wizard

by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016