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Wig Fetish

A Wig fetish is having an obsession over wigs and having the desire to snatch them from someone's head.
-Example-

Michael: János look at her wig I would love to snatch it and run away
János: nah you wylin, you definitely have a wig fetish
by Lilnika123 July 2, 2024
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water wig

A patch of pubic hair on someone's gentiles. The person shaves most of their pubic area and leaves a small patch to show off their adulthood.
Sally has a water wig on her pussy. It looks like a mini bush.
by Fairly odd twat January 5, 2021
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wig blast

When you are driving in a convertible car, the wind catches your wing and blasts it off.
Dude, put the roof down, i've just had a wig blast
by DanSatch March 20, 2017
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Dirty wig shopper

Someone who is or likes transsexuals secretly and it is implied has a small penis who never agrees to show it
„Rowan is a dirty wig shopper, he won’t show me his dick and I’m pretty sure he likes trannies
by WigShopper June 30, 2024
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Wig Nog

A drink crusty white drink made from old drained top ramen, milk and sour cream, heated to luke warm.
"You know, a whitey came up with this definition of wig nog, a most appropriate contribution."

"Better have some of that wig nog if your acting crusty."
by theradvocate March 6, 2025
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Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

Earliest Known Use:

When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
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Wig

He is a wig
by anonymous November 27, 2021
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