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bed wedgie

When you have been sitting in the bed for hours, probably with your laptop in your knee, moving your ass around for beater comfort you might suddenly realize you got a bed wedgie!

It's simply when your underpants goes up your cheeks.
Martin Luther king: AH, shit man! I've got a bed wedgie!
Santa: Pull it out then, FOOL!
by Jacob Björkman January 7, 2008
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head wedgie

when u use a pair of already worn or skid marked(shit marked) whitey tighties and sneek up behind some one and put the back of the underwear right in their face. u pull bac on the underwear and either duct tape or tie it their so the victim can not get it undone.
my friends gave me a head wedgie and tied my hands togetherand left me their for bout a half hour. and this was his football underwear.
by wedgie victim(alot) August 23, 2008
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wedgie

formerly known in Canada as a Gotch pull.
Generally painful and humiliating, considered an excuse to hand out a serious shit kicking at recess or after school;
As bad as noogies.
Whoo whee!! I Just gave a wedgie to Stupid Stacy McDonald!!!
Dumbass Fuck!...
by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004
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hanging wedgie

A wedgie where you have to hang your vicyum from a high place or just hang him!
Bobby(my rival) anoued me soooooooooooooooooooo much i hung his whiytighies on a coat hanger and everyone was yelling Hanging wedgie hanging wedgie!
by cooldude1 July 6, 2007
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Wedgie

Verb

1:A wedgie is when a person/people grab a another person's/people's boxers/briefs/panties and pull up in a form of hurting the target. A prank often used by bullies or friends playing a joke.

2:A popular band
1: When I was in gym my friend decided to pull my pants down and lift me in a wedgie by my white boxers and since I had to pee really bad at the time I pissed myself and was very embarrassed.

2: I got tickets to wedgie's live concert this Friday!
by J-B-P February 15, 2014
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Wedgie

Noun. Employed by Earl Carpenter in the early 1960’s went returning young bother in-law home, who has decided to run away from home. He has him by the back of the pants and was lifting him off the ground, this caused his pant and underwear to wedge between his buttocks.
His bother in-law in fear of another wedgie has no further thoughts of running away from home.
by redwiwwwr May 22, 2017
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hanging by a wedgie

Used to describe a very painful, (and sometimes embarrassing), situation that one cannot get out of immediately.

This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.
Example one:

"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"

"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".

Example two:

"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.
by boggler December 8, 2009
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