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Port Washington 

Port is a small town on Long Island, NY. Port consists of many different social classes all located in the same town. Port has some of the biggest bitches you've ever met and at the same to you can meet one of the nicest people in the world. The teens go crazy and say how much they wanna leave this crappy ass hell hole of a town, but they all know that once they leave all they're going to want to do is come back. All the kids are gonna realize how much they're going to miss being drunk at the beach, running around the docks late at night, and riding bikes all over town.
Person 1: "Hey I'm from Port"
Person 2: "Ew I hate that shitty town"
Person 1: *punches person 1* "Only the people from this shitty town can call it a shitty town"

Port Washington: the best shitty town anyone can ever live in
Port Washington by Laxer25 August 17, 2017
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George Washington University 

Located in Foggy Bottom of D.C., George Washington University is primarily known as the "University for Consumer Culture". The institution has gained a reputation for fostering sons and daughters of the wealthy, whose goals seem to be excess material consumption and pretentious fashion-following, despite having bright students.

Such rumors were likely propagated after the University's world record-braking tuition fees, much of which is put toward entertainment provided for students (e.g. laser light shows, parades, galas, slush-rides and other services external to education itself).

The school is also criticized for lacking a "campus" in the traditional sense of the word.
OMG!!!! I got into George Washington University, lol!!! I am SO going shopping in Georgetown with Daddy's plastic, first day I get there. How exited am I that our dorms are like palaces!!!

George Washington 

When you are getting head from your girl and you blow your load on her forehead and take a one dollar bill stick it to her forehead and walk out the door.
I didnt have much time so i gave my girl a quick George Washington.

George Washington Bag

A small bag of weed worth 1$ usually weighing 0.1 Grams
Sam: dooode we dont have any money

Tyler: no i have a doller

Sam: i wana smoke and thats not gonna get us shit

Clyde:naaaa man il hook you guys up with a fat George Washington Bag!

Sam:YESSSSSSSS
George Washington Bag by Sam631 August 4, 2009

dj washington 

Best looking male in America, had a 9 inch wang.
dj washington by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Denzel Washington 

Is simply the definition of "cool" at a level that Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff cant even compare..
I walked into that party and pimped the hos like I was Denzel Washington!

george washington 

A george washington is when you cum on a girls face and slap a 1 dollar bill on her face.
i gave betty a george washington last night.