vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage

"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"

by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016

vacation dick

When you'r on vacation and you hook with a dude who's not boyfriend material but got a bomb ass dick.

You wouldn't believe the "vacation dick" I got last night

That guy from the bar?
Yea. I wouldn't date him but if I ever come back, I know he got good vacation dick.

by thatguyinyourmomscloset June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A big dick from a reliable source you get when he wants to come thru.

Girl my vacation dick just called to come thru.

by Lyncher69 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is extremely large and gives you the business. But can only be enacted during a vacation stint. Not a daily penis that you want to deal with...opposite a boyfriend dick

He is everything, but only as vacation dick...it's toooooo much!

by Timetables June 15, 2016

vacation dick

A dick in which you only can have every now and then but hope is . Long as possible, much like an actual vacation.

Oh man, he sure has one vacation dick but now i have to go back to plain old boyfriend dick.

by Just_James June 15, 2016

vacation dick

A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.

Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.

by urmompuntocom June 15, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of a unreasonably large size, that can only be taken in once in a while. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Last night, I met a guy who had a vacation dick, my butt will be hurting for a while.

by dammn_danniel June 15, 2016