urinating on the flowerbeds

slang for wasting your time in a pointless endeavour

‘luke has been really slacking in dnd lately- he keeps urinating on the flowerbeds’

by beaseltheweasel December 23, 2021

Urination

Something my brother loves on his chair after me drinking a few beers.

You urination on my book.

by Gyatt man June 23, 2024

Tare urine

1.A positive drug screen urine sample in prison
2.A targeted urine drug screen given by correctional officers in prison for a suspected drug user

1.I got 3 days degradation for a tare urine.
2.Hide the drugs I've been targetted for urine drug screen from the officers

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

Golden Urinal

The urinal of my dreams.
The urinal I will risk my life for.
The urinal I will spend an eternity searching for.
The mission I will pass on to my descendants.
This is the urinal that shall one day take over the minds of everyone in this earth, its message will spread out into the Milky Way and it will be the universe’s urinal.
Join me in my mission to obtain the golden urinal!

I will get the golden urinal if it’s the last thing I do

by Beepeepeep November 22, 2023

burnt urine

Disgusting.

Burnt urine tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 May 25, 2023

Urinal Brownie

Pooping in the urinal.

Johnson made a urinal brownie in the Grand Island high school bathroom. It was quite the sight to see.

by Dr. Jeffrey July 1, 2017

atsushi s personal urinal

JINGLE JANGLE … atsushis personal urinal….. We haven’t known eachother for that long but you’re one of the personals i felt naturally clicked with that they’re wasent an awkward moment even tho i thought u were scary but wtvvv…. Ur one of the sigmaest persons i know and even if id hate to admit it you guys make my bad days so much better by just talking to u losers. I feel like i can say anything in mind and nothings gonna change even tho u talk abt atsushis FEET. EVERY DAY. but yk people have they’re issues but we still love u w them ykkkk anyways know im so grateful that i got to meet u and that we have such a close friendship bc ur so sigma n eventually you’ll become super duper famous n im gonna sell ur autographs that i got for free bc im cool like that and theyre be a point were ur gonna say hi to someone in a con at every corner and i hope at that point im w u complaining abt how famous u r and wtv saying im gonna start a hate page which i will. Want u to know that im by ur side threw anything even if im being a hater thank u for being in my life ur one of the sigmaest thing for this shitty year. I hope we can hangout soon i know it’s gonna be so much fun n i’m gonna talk sm till u get annoyed bro also ur buying me food bc u suck at uno. I love you sigma thankies for being friendsies

Damn there’s a weird person talking abt being atsushi s personal urinal

oh em gee it’s my sigma jelly!!!

by Ghostwashere December 22, 2024