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Urbandictionary.com 

Something that, if it weren't for human nature, could actually be a useful tool. It tells the definitions, according to the people going to the website, of various things. Unfortunatly, most of the posts are "is a gay fag" or "men who suck *bleep*".
I wish Urbandictionary.com wasn't filled to the brim with stupid posts.
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urbandictionary.com 

an ostensibly wonderful collaborative web effort, to define existing slang as well as coin new terms, which in reality is a scam that steals our contributions and prints them on mugs that cost $19.95.
the reason i posted that thing on urbandictionary.com was to make the most ironic purchase of my life.

UrbanDictionary 

A better place to get definitions for words than the actual dictionary.
I prefer UrbanDictionary over the regular one any day. The definitions available are both accurate and humorous!

urbandictionary editors 

The people who edit UrbanDictionary.

They reject definitions if they have too many big words or not enough ethnic slurs.
The urbandictionary editors rejected an "emo" definition made by an actual emo fan, and accepted 20 "emo" definitions written by a bunch of fat greasy nerds who have never listened to emo music nor met an emo fan in their life.

UrbanDicks 

The people at urban dictionary when they deny a very sweet and kind definition of a name or person but then you find out that Rainbow Unicorn Promenade is a thing and want to kill the people that let it happen.
Those fucking Urbandicks let something that sick pass but yet i can't put something sweet for the definition of my girlfriends name?!?!?!?
UrbanDicks by Stephano6524 June 26, 2015

Urbandickdaddy 

"*moans* cum and fuck me urbandickdaddy"
"Oi go fuck yourself urbandickdaddy"
Urbandickdaddy by Monkeyfartballs January 13, 2022

Urbandictionaryitis

Meaning, Once you start Urban dictionaring things you can't stop!
"Tom knows all of the pop culture references!"

"How?" "He has urbandictionaryitis

"Don't argue with Jake he knows he's right."
"Yeah, he has urbandictionaryitis..."