two at a urinal

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.

Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.

by BKAJSQNS March 3, 2011

two-tabber

When you just have to have one more drink but you have already paid the tab....

I'm feeling rough today...last night was a two-tabber.

by techfisher78 December 12, 2013

two-nighter

Spending two nights in a row with a partner. Usually sexual. Usually on weekends (Friday and Saturday).

(lupoprodukto)

I just arranged a two-nighter this weekend with my third-hottest girlfriend.

by lupoprodukto April 12, 2022

Take it to a two

verb- To lower the volume of your strange antics

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

Two Screen

To watch a movie at home on a tv screen while using your phone, tablet, or laptop, a second screen, in an effort to multitask

The movie wasn’t that good. I was two screening most of the time.

by Vundavata June 17, 2022

Maybe Two

Another way of saying, "I love you", or more specifically, to vocalize "<3", as in, less than 3, maybe two.

Person 1: I love you guys!
Person 2: <3
Person 3: Maybe Two!

by Sami Philadelphia June 25, 2010

Two-faced

People who are two-faced will always be asking if they can put their ballz in yo jawz which is a very strong indication that they are LGBTQIA

"Bro srsly shut up I need to complete my maths homework"

"Can I put ma ballz in yo jawz?"

"Dude stop actually"

"I will put ma ballz in yo jawz"

"Dude your so two-faced you never do this at school"

"Imma put ma ballz in yo jawz now"

by AtomicBr3ath August 25, 2021