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frosted twixing

A group of men wank over a twix bar. The one who cums last has to take one part in his mouth ands the other part in his annus
The batty boy lost the game and got violated with a frosted twixing
by For boys chat November 29, 2015
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twilighters

an extremely annoying group of fags that obsess and need to get over that stupid book/ movie

it isn't real....you will never meet any of the twilight characters (and no going to that much show and getting 50 yards away from them does not count as meeting them you idiots) nor will you ever have a chance with them not to mention marrying them

all the actors in the movie are terrible and hideous.
the book is fictional, and if you understand what that means it means not REAL
it gets freaking irritating after like 5 minutes of you talking about it.

so stop and shut up about it.
Vampires are not real, never will be existant and you obviously wont meet one.
jeez, I hate twilighters...

-yeah they are so unrealistic
by harrietta lavern March 8, 2009
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Fish Tailing

Female version` of "Tea Bagging". The act of a female rubbing her genetalia on a mans head, face or body.
That stripper Felicia just fish tailed that guy.
by John Karreci May 3, 2005
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post-Twilight depression

The mixed feeling of wondering awe and devestating sadness when a person finishes the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn.

Caution: Persons may have suicidal thoughts after finishing this unrealistically intriguing series...if you are one of these people be sure to remember the future Twilight movies that are yet to be released and that the half book Midnight Sun is posted on Stephanie Meyers website.
Sally: (In library) I'm done...I hav officially finished the Twilight Saga. Im not sure if i shud cry, scream, laugh, or kill myself...

Hally: Omg!!! I thought the exact same thing when i finished them. Its called post-Twilight depression...just read Midnight Sun and it will go away.
by Live4Twilight June 30, 2009
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Twilight-attack

When you are suddenly overwhelmingly happy from something Twilight related and you begin to squeal and people look at you funny.
Lily- OME I'm having a Twilight-attack look at Bella's bracelet
Alexandra- OME it's AMAZING
by LilyCeleste January 13, 2009
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Twilight Movie

Movie based on horrible but oddly entertaining book of the same name by author Stephenie Meyer. Full of epic lulz and sparkly goodness.
"Dude, the Twilight Movie = EPIC FAIL. SEW GOOD."
by dhdsbhfdsbvhs April 4, 2008
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Twailing

(v) Someone following another too closely on Twitter.

Tailing + Twitter = Twailing

Derivatives:

Twail (n) someone that follows another too closely on Twitter.
1. "I have no problem with Twitter, Jared. I just think twailing mundane celeb tweets is sad."

2. Person A: "How the hell is Brendan here already? I just tweeted plans 5 minutes ago."

Person B: "Sounds like you've picked up a twail."
by happysunman September 23, 2009
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