The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

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The Lincoln Treatment

When a young sister refuses recommendations made by her older brother even though she would be inclined to accept them if made by anybody else. The term is derived from the original refused recommendation: to watch the movie Lincoln

“Hey juman let’s watch Austin powers, it’s really funny” -brother
“No” -sister
“You’re giving it the Lincoln treatment”

by PubliusFed May 31, 2022

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will smith treatment

When an angry, toxic black person attacks another black (usually) out of a minor or possibly
unprovoked issue. Sometimes the instigator (male) may be trying to test the Manhood of the

potential victim. A black man may do this to appear cool and tough in front of his friends.
Sometimes the instigator may have anger management issues. Sadly this can end tragically for
the black victim or instigator.

Bro' your boy tried to give me the will smith treatment. I know he has issues but all I did was say hi to girl.

by moe-d July 25, 2022

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