If you are a Torie reading this, I am very sorry to say but you have no talent. People who are around you will suddenly get the sudden urge to kick you in the teeth because you are just such a failure.
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Get the Tori mug.Tori is your average vsco girl. On days where she wants to reminisce for the old times, she puts her hair in a PAINFULLY high ponytail and gets herself a nice big donut from Starbucks. She will then proceed to take approximately eighteen thousand selfies, all of which are absolutely identical, and ask you to tell her which one to post on her private snap story. On the days that she's feeling the most like herself, she sits in the parking lot of a Yogurt Heaven, waiting for a pair of teenage boys to pull up and stare at her, only for her to turn around every three seconds and point out what appears to be obvious, "I think they might be looking at us haha." Tori is an expert at the G chord and the G chord only on a Walmart bought beginners plastic guitar. A prodigy if I ever saw one. Not to mention an inspiration to John Mayer himself. Tori is, to say the least, the reason we are all still alive. We live for Tori. In conclusion, go to Tori for spot on comparisons of people who appear to be drug addicts. <3 xoxo gossip girl
"Tori, E sharp isn't a note!!"
"Shh, I'm playing the Titanic music!!! Every night I see you, I taste you, I love you."
"Shh, I'm playing the Titanic music!!! Every night I see you, I taste you, I love you."
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