Hover Monster

Noun
huhv-er mon-ster

1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.

2. Being excessively nosy.

3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.
1. Anytime I start typing on my computer, my wife instantly evolves into a Hover Monster and stands behind me to see what I am doing.

2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.
by SweatyGooch April 09, 2013
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kaka monster

Inability to go kaka in the washroom due to intoxication and a dry penis.
Dude! Why does your car smell like shit? Was the kaka monster here?
by thesussy69 May 03, 2018
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Normandy Monster

A game involving bunkbeds where players get on the top bunk and using only their legs try to remove their opponent from the bunk, completely onto the floor.
Kev and I played a game of Normandy Monster last night and unfortunately when he flew off the bed he hit his head on the dresser.
by anti_chris October 19, 2007
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taco monster

In short, a homosexual woman, or 'lesbian'. Specifically, one who is considered quite fiendishly or excessively sexual.
Yeah, and now she's a taco monster!
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
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Monster Cock

An especially large penis.

Don't show this to your parents.
Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right?
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monster beef

a huge penis. is a males main asset
"trent thats huge"
"yer i have a monster beef"
by trent monaghan November 21, 2008
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Cake Monster

A girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she's busted.

A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.
That Jersey girl is a total cake monster.

My bed looks like a Cake Monster slept in it last night.
by rexnfx January 18, 2011
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