Mental Health

Something that no one actually understands.

People who laugh at mental health are sociopaths who deserve to be locked up.

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2021

mental gymnastics

The mental ability to distort the truth even in the face of overwhelming facts

When presented with factual data that President Obama is an American and not a Muslim, the Trump supporters performed all sorts of mental gymnastics to deny the truth.

by deenw September 19, 2016

mental bakedown

handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)

work was so stressful i had a mental bakedown and made 6 dozen cupcakes.

by TheDelicious August 30, 2007

Mental Masturbation

Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.

What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.

by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013

mental institute

a place where emotionally-troupled or angered teens can go for about a week. mental institutes arent as crazy as everyone thinks they seem.

sora's parents made her go to a mental institutes when they found cuts on her wrist.

by sarahhhh! June 22, 2007

Mental Crabs

A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.

I broke up with him because he was giving me a bad case of Mental Crabs.

by MakeajokeItmakesitbetter January 23, 2013

Mental Lubrication

The use of intelligent and interesting fact-filled conversation to entice a member of the opposite sex. When used effectively, potential partners will only stop the conversant when they go in for a kiss.

His mental lubrication was so effective that their discussion of war strategy and post-modern architecture got his girlfriend so horny he didn't even get a chance to tell her about steam locomotives from the 1880s.

by plettster February 25, 2020