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Ticket puller

When you take a poop and you have to constantly wipe. Its lime pulling a ticket for service. Every wipe has a little poo.
I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom, every time i wiped i kept getting a new bit of poo on the toilet paper. It like a damn ticket puller at the store.
by anonymous September 2, 2025
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dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."
Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!
by red_ninja2 October 20, 2017
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the golden ticket

Louisiana term used to describe a person that believes that they have the key to success that can drastically change their life and/or people around them

It can be business wise, academic, social media, athletics etc.

However many people think they are the golden ticket but you need actual success in order to actually be it.
I can’t lie to you son that man Alex is really the golden ticket, he’s got 12 offers as a sophomore I think he’s going to the league.

I’m not gonna lie you are not the golden ticket you swear you’re next up but it’s been 7 years and none of your songs have blown up.
by ShopKip November 25, 2023
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ticket little

A super cautious driver. Drives well below speed limit, comes to full stop, takes no risk of getting a ticket.

Likely received one lately - drives in fear of another one. Derived from "Chicken Little" -- fabled fowl who feared
the "Sky is falling".
Look at that slow poke driver. Ticket Little.
by barber of seville September 25, 2020
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Rip your ticket

Phrase meaning: To completely destroy someone in the sack/bed. To leave one unable to move after intercourse.
Allison told Cody I want to "rip your ticket".
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french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 19, 2013
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free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"
by SMSgt P January 4, 2019
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