To commit a petty crime in order to easily return to jail. This practice is commonly done in order to take advantage of the benefits of free housing, meals, etc. provided while being incarcerated.
by gonzobrains January 30, 2012
by billy bob jr. III May 02, 2008
by SneakyHisui June 13, 2017
To stare off in another direction from the party you are interacting with, preferably to a third party, with a blank or mildly surprised look on your face to emphasize the ridiculousness of your conversation and/or situation with the first party.
The bridesmaid was so drunk and loud during the toast that I had to throw a Halpert to guests at another table.
After the professor stated the due date for the assignment, the undergrad asked when the assignment was due. The professor promptly threw a Halpert to the rest of the class.
After the professor stated the due date for the assignment, the undergrad asked when the assignment was due. The professor promptly threw a Halpert to the rest of the class.
by l0lwhut November 16, 2010
Chastity: How was your hook up last night?
MaryLynn: Ritz couldn't get it up, but he was great at throwing sticks.
Chastity: Oh really?
MaryLynn: OMG, it was the best fingerblasting of my life.
MaryLynn: Ritz couldn't get it up, but he was great at throwing sticks.
Chastity: Oh really?
MaryLynn: OMG, it was the best fingerblasting of my life.
by TCaldwell December 31, 2016
by Sir Awesome McFly January 07, 2018
by Detective Scrotes May 04, 2006