Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese September 07, 2008

Epic Scroe

variation of scroe where one finds high end merchandise for pennies on the dollar at a thrift or second hand store.

scroeepic win

He picked up a Pioneer Spec system at the Goodwill for next to nothing...it was an epic scroe.

by audio douchebag February 11, 2012

Epic Shooter

Is an First Person Shooter video game genre with Massively Multiplayer Online features, grand scale story line, diverse character creation options, and a strong focus on character development and plot.

"Hey did you hear about that new epic shooter coming out?"
"Yeah, girl I played the beta it's going to be epic!"

by Captain Auran June 25, 2014

Epic laugh

A laugh in which causes all people around the person who is laughing, to start laughing because of how horrible the persons laugh is.

My friend did Epic laugh yesterday, I loved it and hated it at the same time.

by murri-isms June 12, 2021

epic chair

A term denoting anything with a very minor or incredibly boring distinguishing characteristic.

Look at that ladybug with an extra spot. That's a pretty epic chair.

by Clib the Right April 25, 2019

Epic games

That app that people only have on their PC to get GTA 5 for free with a variety of other free games, also known for making fortnite, having terrible servers and customer service

Person 1:hey, wanna play fortnite by epic games
Person 2:No, why would I install epic games launcher or fortnite to my PC
Person 1:because you can get GTA V for free
Person 2:you son of a bitch, I'm in
Person 2: ugh the servers are down again

by Cartoonlover69 July 19, 2020

Epic Chav

Possibly one of the most dangerous type of chav they usually treck the endz solo but sometimes they buddy up. If you ever see a Epic chav you need to run they will take all of your clothes and money. they normally have a chavvy family that lives in a bin with chav names like Jack or Ben. If you see them shirtless this means its summer and they want BLOOD they WILL take everyone they see.

Josh: oi you see that jack and his brother ben in that bin yeah they are Epic Chavs
Matt: Yeah I know saw him running around shirtless beating up homeless people
Jack: SHUDDUP!!!!

by My name chef September 16, 2018